1. STUPID HAIR.
2. STUPID FRECKLES.
3. STUPID DECEPTIVELY TONED, LANKY BODY.
4. STUPID SENSE OF HUMOR.
5. STUPID NECK.
6. STUPID HANDS WITH STUPID LONG FINGERS.
7. STUPID CHOCOLATEY BROWN EYES.
8. STUPID EYEBROWS.
9. STUPID VELVET SUITS.
10. STUPID LIP-LICKING HABIT.
11. STUPID SLOW-BLINKING HABIT.
12. STUPID BOTTOM LIP.
13. STUPID LAUGH.
14. STUPID TEN-INCH.
15. STUPID SCRUFF.
16. STUPID SMILE.
17. STUPID WONKY EAR.  (SRSLY ONE OF ‘EM’S WONKY.  CHECK IT OUT)
18. STUPID ACCENT.
19. STUPID SCENT I PRESUME.
20. STUPID FANBOYISH BEHAVIOR.
21. STUPID ARSE.
22. STUPID SINGLE PAIR OF SHORTS.

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